Horny & Lonely, a soft score




Welcome to Horny & Lonely, a cooking show!


Join me as I fuck my way through The Joy of Sex : A Gourmet Guide to Lovemaking. I own a 1972 version of this gourmet guide and though greatly outdated it presents an opportunity to revise, indulge, recreate and contribute to recipes of culinary copulation. To begin this series I have created a playlist of the same name and a song to accompany every morsel of TJS. This playlist is a soft score, meaning it will be the outline for the series and subject to alterations and additions at my pleasure.


I will dance between JC (Joy of Cooking) and TJS in developing episodes for Horny & Lonely. The alterations and substitutions I make to each recipe are based on personal tastes and experiences in the kitchen. I would only suggest attempting some of these recipes, the judgements are yours to make, but participation is encouraged!


This guide by Dr. Alex Comfort is intended to help “heterosexual couples discover the playful, erotic, passionate, exhilarating and most of all pleasurable” potential of coitus. If anything it’s a stepping stone to this series but leaves the gate wide open to expanding this journal of sex, partners, passion, play and ‘coupling’. As I fuck my way through these recipes I’ll be focusing on myself as my own sex partner and pick apart the language attributed to love-making, main courses, pickles & problems in my sexuationship. I hope you are one to engage and open dialogue with food & sex related questions and/or insight.


Below I have posted a link to the soft score of Horny & Lonely. For all 156 topics in TJS I’ve curated a song to court. I welcome you to suggest recipes for me to try, erotica to plate and language to incorporate in a recipe, problem or episode. My objective for Horny & Lonely is to educate myself around TJS, to absorb and reject recipes by applying my own experiences, tastes and opinions. I do not intend to encompass any of yours. Salt-N-Pepa to your liking!


At loving end of this gourmet’s guide I would like to have a completely new edition of this recipe book, suited to my own salt and hopefully including notes & language of yours. As my grandmother likes to shout, Baise-Moi!


The Joy of Sex: A Gourmet Guide to Lovemaking, Soft Score:


https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3nImAg10UZAXWqfcqJ77JH?si=BZR6AKGbTP2xrkE4C9_9Mw


In the first episode of Horny & Lonely my collaborater Annie Maxwell and I will discuss ‘Lemon Meringue, Bathing & Shaving’ ~ coming April 15th.




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